HANCOCK TOTE BAG ROYAL TORY BLEUGH!

Like cradling fresh dog dirt in a skin thin poly bag, the continued presence of Matt Hancock has been a warm but distasteful addition to all of our lives.

Celebrate him by wearing this typographically astute tote. He’s Matt to his friends, but he’ll be a cock to the end.

HANCOCK TOTE BAG ROYAL TORY BLEUGH EDITION